Top 5 Evil Things You Can Do With vring

“With great power, comes great responsibility.” Although popular culture attributes this axiom to a comic book series in the early 1960’s, its origin dates back much, much earlier. The first recorded instance is in 1817 from British parliamentarian William (Billy) Lamb who said, “The possession of great power necessarily implies great responsibility.” Winston Churchill said it  as a young Under-Secretary of State for the Colonial Office in 1906. It finally then found its way into the closing narration of the 1962 Spider Man comic book Amazing Fantasy #15. Even though the phrase is commonly attributed to the character Uncle Ben, it’s not specifically credited to him until ten years later in Spiderman: A RockComic.

Evil vring Uses (Or, What Not To Do) 

Power has no identity with good or evil and it goes without saying: don’t do evil things. But it's so fun to flirt with the dark side! Here are some evil, er, well ethically dubious things that are possible with the very powerful vring app:

5. Use vring to coordinate a strike or a protest or (our favorite) peaceful civil disobedience. 

Discreetly coordinate movements and signal plans with vring app’s non-verbal communication methods, ensuring your group remains one step ahead. Remember, peaceful protests are an essential part of a democracy!

4. Use vring to live-broadcast answers on a multiple choice test in school, right in front of the teacher

By translating answers into vibration sequences, students can theoretically share answers without alerting anyone. Remember, however, that this not only violates academic integrity but also undermines the value of learning.

3. Use vring to screenlessly warn your friends about a speed trap or DUI checkpoint as you’re driving

vring's vibration sequences could silently alert friends to potential road hazards or law enforcement activities in a way that is hands-free. Of course, responsible driving should always be prioritized.

2. Use vring in a casino or poker room or chess tournament.

By carefully crafting a vibrational language in vring, you could potentially communicate game strategies to your accomplices, or alert your partners to opponents' moves. Did we just say that out loud?

Now, before we get to the number one evil thing, here’s a bonus for all in the legal profession:  use vring to secretly coach a witness on the stand in court during questioning.

And now for the most evil thing you could but shouldn’t do with vring:

1. Convince your kids that Parents communicate telepathically 

By using vring's vibrations to communicate covertly, you can mystify your kids and convince them that yes, you guys do know everything and can in fact communicate without words. 

We absolutely, unequivocally do not endorse vring for any of the above. Seriously, why would we spell something like that out in writing if only to highlight how not to use our app? It could get you banned in Las Vegas, or hand-cuffed in a courtroom, or worse, grounded after a call from your teacher. Additionally, most of these use cases cross a moral and ethical line that would essentially require you to forfeit at least a part of your humanity. We don’t want that! Especially in the eyes of your children. 

Fellow spider men and women take heed, vring is a powerful tool. We trust your judgment and leave you with final (slightly edited) words of wisdom from the narrator of Amazing Fantasy #15: “And a lean, silent figure slowly fades in the gathering darkness, aware at last that in this world, with vring power there must also come -- vring responsibility!”